Posts Tagged ‘Terrifying Toys’

Why couldn’t they have this when I was a kid?

Monday, June 11th, 2012

The monster kid in me just squealed with joy. When I was but a lad, all I ever wanted to play with were my LEGO and Star Wars toys. I may have to clear space in my toy chest for what is coming out soon… LEGO HAUNTED HOUSE! I would have killed for this as a child… maybe not literally, but maiming someone would not be out of the realm of possibility. I had to build my own crappy version and use my stupid imagination if I wanted something close to this back then.

 

 

Take that imagination, I have no use for you anymore. Now I can have the real thing. I will build this house on the dining room table and play with it constantly. We will find another spot to eat our meals. If I even have time for meals between bouts of building and playing.

 

 

Obviously I am out of the LEGO loop these days, as I had no clue that the haunted house is tied into the whole line of the LEGO┬« Monster Fighters Collection. I had seen a few monster inspired figures in their blind boxed mini fig packages at my local comic shop. Little did I know about these beauties though. I want them… nay, NEED THEM ALL!! Surprisingly, I want the Mad Scientist and his Monster over the Zombie Bride and Groom.

 

 

And the Vampyre’s Castle looks to be even better than the Haunted House.

 

 

 

 

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